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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 01:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

EleutherAI releases massive AI training dataset of licensed and open domain text - TechCrunch

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nutritionists Reveal the Surprising Amount of Protein You Actually Need - AOL.com

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Over 40? Eating These Carbs Could Boost Your Healthy Aging Odds by 37% - bestlifeonline.com

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Plane from Indianapolis diverted to Tulsa due to weather ahead of NBA Finals Game 1 - KOKH

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Gold Climbs as Rising Geopolitical and Trade Tensions Aid Havens - Bloomberg.com

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

This Everyday Interest Could Reduce Your Risk of Alzheimer’s - SciTechDaily

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

So they tried

What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

New Hope on Autoimmune Diseases: Sunlight - Newser

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Judge dismisses Justin Baldoni’s $400 million defamation lawsuit against Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds - CNN

Minds and Behinds

No go.

Does anybody believe in cultural appropriation?

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids