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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 01:01

Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
EleutherAI releases massive AI training dataset of licensed and open domain text - TechCrunch
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nutritionists Reveal the Surprising Amount of Protein You Actually Need - AOL.com
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Over 40? Eating These Carbs Could Boost Your Healthy Aging Odds by 37% - bestlifeonline.com
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Plane from Indianapolis diverted to Tulsa due to weather ahead of NBA Finals Game 1 - KOKH
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Gold Climbs as Rising Geopolitical and Trade Tensions Aid Havens - Bloomberg.com
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
This Everyday Interest Could Reduce Your Risk of Alzheimer’s - SciTechDaily
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
So they tried
What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
New Hope on Autoimmune Diseases: Sunlight - Newser
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
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Minds and Behinds
No go.
Does anybody believe in cultural appropriation?
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids